

Who is the Scooter Swami?


 Hint: This is not our scooter swami. Our swami doesn't have the aptitude, attitude, credentials or wardrobe to be a real swami.
 The swami says:

Want to get smarter? hang out with smarter people. Sometimes it pays to find a new set of friends. 
Perfect attendance at the University of Life does not guarantee a passing grade. 
Murphy's Law is too optimistic.

The
laws of physics do not bend to wishful thinking.

Everyone is capable of having that once-in-a-lifetime great idea.
True genius does it more often.

Every easy path taken is a missed opportunity.

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